- My backyard is a white-trash paradise. Toys and patio furniture litter the lawn along with the kids' snack-wrappers, dirty socks, and soaking wet sneakers.
- My van looks like I mowed the lawn and dumped all of the grass clippings in it! (I'm really not exaggerating!) The grass came from the 8am soccer games on wet grass, and I just haven't had time to clean it out.
- I still have my Halloween decorations up and Halloween was almost a week ago!
- My toilets are disgusting! Need I say more?
- My living room carpet has lovely shades of blue, purple, pink and brown from various Halloween candies.
As you can see, I have a lot of work ahead of me today and for the rest of the week! What does your house look like, and do you have any dirty little secrets?